Well it was Kaths party last night which was, as usual, very funny. The costumes were all brilliant, tom was in his nija suit, Kath was in a japanese dress thing, nadia (my darling wife) was in all the proper indian clothes, Gaz was an Australian with binoculars, Sophie was in her itchy dress,kirsty was in a suit with a gun and mascarra moustache and i was a fat reverand with a beard. My fat belly proved useful for balancing the ice cream bowl on so I have decided to make it my dream to become so fat i can use my flab as a handy dany storage space. ewwww maybe not. In other news Kirstys fucked jack and sammy wants to fuck anyone before her bday (on monday). So yea thats about it. Well that was short.